小胖与月饼的故事 The Story of Xiao Pang and the Mooncake

Chinese Version:

你好！ 我是小胖！今天我要告诉你‘小胖与月饼的故事’。
一天，我走在路上，突然，我看到地上有一个月饼。
我觉得月饼看起来很好吃，可是，我走过去时，那个月饼突然跳起来，
我大吃一惊，晕倒了。
我醒来时，我发现我是一个月饼。
然后，我看到一只胖走了过来，突然，我跳起来，
那只胖大吃一惊，晕倒了。
那只胖醒来时，它发现它是一个月饼。
然后，它看到另一只胖走了过来，突然，那只胖跳起来，
另一只胖大吃一惊，晕倒了。
然后， 那只胖醒来时，它发现它是一个月饼。
然后，它看到另一只胖走了过来，突然，那只胖跳起来，
另一只胖大吃一惊，晕倒了。
然后， 那只胖醒来时，它发现它是一个月饼。
然后，它看到另一只胖走了过来，突然，那只胖跳起来，
另一只胖大吃一惊，晕倒了。
然后， 那只胖醒来时，它发现它是一个月饼。
然后，它看到另一只胖走了过来，突然，那只胖跳起来，
另一只胖大吃一惊，晕倒了。
然后就继续这样。。。。。。

English Version:

Hello! This is Xiao Pang! Today I want to tell you 'The Story of Xiao Pang and the mooncake'.
One day, I was walking on the road, when suddenly, I saw a moon cake on the floor.
The moon cake looked delicious, but when I walked over to it, the moon cake suddenly jumped up,
I got the shock of my life and I fainted.
When I woke up, I realised I was a moon cake.
Then, I saw another Pang walking towards me, out of the blue, I jumped up,
and that Pang got the shock of its life and it fainted.When that Pang woke up, it realised it was a moon cake. 
When it woke up, it realised it was a moon cake.
Then, it saw another Pang walking towards it, out of the blue, it jumped up,
and that Pang got the shock of its life and it fainted.When that Pang woke up, it realised it was a moon cake.
Then, it saw another Pang walking towards it, out of the blue, it jumped up,
and that Pang got the shock of its life and it fainted.
When that Pang woke up, it realised it was a moon cake. 
Then, it saw another Pang walking towards it, out of the blue, it jumped up,
and that Pang got the shock of its life and it fainted.
When that Pang woke up, it realised it was a moon cake.
Then, it saw another Pang walking towards it, out of the blue, it jumped up,
and that Pang got the shock of its life and it fainted.
When that Pang woke up, it realised it was a moon cake.
And the cycle continues . . . . . .

Thank you for reading this weird story, let me know if you want more of these silly stories! I also took some pictures of Xiao Pang during the Mid-Autumn Festival which I will upload onto my blog at a later date. In case you don't know, I did this for the Mid-Autumn Festival. Remember to read my blog next time!
                                                                                                                                   ~Xiao Pang